How To Become a NiNJA

Step 1. Pick a t-shirt that you know
the other ninjas will not bother you
about. I choose one of my "Clerks"
shirts because "Clerks" is ninja in itself.

Step 2. Turn the shirt inside- out
and put over your head normally
but with the tag down (so backwards)
and hold the sleeves out to the sides

Step 3. Tie the sleeves in a
single knot in the middle of your
head. Very Simple. (Pull it tight so
the mask does not become loose
during battle.)

Step 4. Frontwards it should
look like this with the tag down
under your nose. Although my
identity is revieled now, soon I
will be a NINJA and you will be
clueless as to who just kicked
your ass.

Step 5. Pull the top collar dowm
your forehead and fold it up. Keep
the facial space to a minimum and
pull it right to your brow.

Step 6. Pull the bottom collar and
tag up over your nose and fold it under
the same as you did with the top collar.
You will find the sides (where my hand
is on the mask) will fold into eachother
quite nicely.

Step 7. Find yourself an interesting
yet threatning ninja pose. As a ninja,
you obtain certain responsibilities such
as kicking asses and looking cool and
tough.

Source : Tips of becoming a NiNJA